by Aaron KleiberHey, friends. The holiday season is upon us, and I’m already feeling like a character in a Hallmark movie that’s not going to make it through the third act. Let’s talk.
Life is hectic. We’ve got Thanksgiving dishes in the sink, Halloween tombstones still in the yard, and a tree decorated like glitter monster threw up in my living room. Good times. But you know what? Sometimes, you just have to go out in the yard, the alley, in a random field and scream ath the stars. Tis the season. Yell at a Santa display. Scream at Baby Jesus in the manger to get through it. I’ll keep it ‘lite and open-mikey…’ but pretend I’m yelling sometimes… May I? What Day Is It?I can’t figure out what season it is. Halloween just ended, Thanksgiving hasn’t started, and yet somehow, I’m under the glow of six fully decorated Christmas trees. Why am I stringing lights before I’ve brined a turkey? Why does my neighbor have a twelve-foot inflatable Santa up before I’ve even tossed my jack-o’-lantern? Someone hand me a calendar because I’m officially lost. Christmas Music OverloadLook, I love holiday music, but starting it on November 1? Too much! My kids are secretly blasting "Jingle Bells" in the car while I’m begging for one more week of normal radio. By December 15, I’m ready to drive into a snowbank if I hear Dominic the Donkey one more time. It’s like a sugar rush of cheer that leaves you crashing hard. The Family Photo SagaWhy do we do this to ourselves every year? I’m supposed to corral my kids, comb my hair, and pretend like we’re a Norman Rockwell painting. Meanwhile, my wife’s trying to coordinate sweaters, and I’m begging for Photoshop magic. Let’s just AI our photo for the next five years. Better yet, let’s tell everyone the kids are vampires and don’t age. Amazon Is the New SantaForget handwritten letters to Santa. My kids just add TikTok-inspired gifts to their Amazon lists and assume I’ll forward them to the North Pole. They even update their lists on December 24. Santa doesn’t have a Prime account, kids! Also, where’s the "Send to Santa" button? Jeff Bezos, help me out here! The Concert Camera CrisisIf one more Aunt Carol pulls out an iPad to film a holiday concert, I’m going to lose it. These concerts are a treasure trove of kids in itchy outfits and sleigh bells gone rogue—don’t ruin it by blocking the view with your tablet! Smack the iPad out of their hands, folks, and enjoy the live show. Craft SweatshopsMy house has turned into a 24-day advent craft-a-thon. My wife has the kids gluing popsicle sticks like they’re in Santa’s workshop. I’m pretty sure we’re violating child labor laws. But hey, if you need a homemade ornament, hit me up—no tariffs on these bad boys! Let’s Leave Politics at the DoorThe holidays are stressful enough without adding debates over stuffing versus dressing. (By the way, it’s called stuffing only after it’s been inside the bird. Debate me if you dare.) Let’s all take a deep breath, leave the disagreements outside, and find common ground in free YouTube karaoke. Before the family gatherings, before the stress takes over, go outside and scream into the stars. If it’s too cold, stick your face in the tree like the squirrel from Christmas vacation, kneel down elbow the tree and scream at Baby Jesus. He can handle it. The holidays are about showing kindness and love, sharing laughter and memories and dsesert. Even if those memories involve a shouting match over the last piece of pie or a forgotten Elf on the Shelf. Thankful for you friends. Best, Aaron Kleiber Got holiday stress stories? Drop them below—I’m here for it! WATCH FULL Episodes of #GrownDadBusiness on YouTube or LISTEN to the AUDIO PODCAST anywhere you listen!
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-AK Born and raised in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Aaron Kleiber has been entertaining audiences for over two decades, evolving from a local class clown at Steel Valley High School to a versatile actor, comedian, and creative producer with deep roots in the entertainment community. Aaron’s journey began with sketch comedy and award-winning short films in high school, alongside longtime collaborator Chris Preksta (Mercury Men, Pittsburgh Dad). Their projects, including the beloved indie film, subsequent ground-breaking web series, "Captain Blasto" and the Star Wars mockumentary "A Great Disturbance," garnered acclaim at film festivals and comic cons nationwide. After a brief study at Second City in Chicago, Aaron returned to Pittsburgh, where fatherhood and his love for comedy led him to stand-up in 2009 at the Pittsburgh Improv. Within the year, seen touring with comedy legends like Bob Saget, Jim Breuer, John Witherspoon and Ralphie May, Aaron quickly becoming one of the most in-demand opening acts. His dynamic, high-energy performances have since earned him stage time at prestigious festivals, including a finalist at Big Sky Comedy Fest and Gilda's Laugh Fest, as well as regular appearances at iconic venues like the Hollywood Improv, Comedy and Magic Club, The COmedy Store and The Laugh Factory. In 2020, Aaron premiered his one-hour stand-up special "Grown @%$ Dad" on Amazon Prime, filmed during the pandemic with Animal Studios (Downward Dog, ABC). The special, a reflection of his life as a husband and father, has since accumulated millions of views and streams across platforms like YouTube and TikTok, cementing Aaron as a favorite for comedy fans nationwide. Aaron’s talents extend beyond stand-up. As an actor, he has guest-starred in popular TV shows for CBS, Nickelodeon, and SyFy, and landed roles in major studio films, including "Warrior" and the Oscar-nominated "Judas and The Black Messiah." He’s also made numerous appearances on national radio and podcasts, including Bob & Tom and Doug Loves Movies. Along with over 30 commercial credits, inculding the memroable 'President Gorver Cleveland' for Pennsylvania Lottery. Locally, Aaron has made a lasting impact on Pittsburgh’s comedy scene. He’s been named "Best Comedian" by local media five times and has helped grow the city’s comedy community, creating shows at the Pittsburgh Improv, Arcade Comedy Theater and the ever-popular stand-up game show, "Standup Getdown." His podcast, "Grown Dad Business," with over 230 episodes, has reached over a million streams and features candid conversations with comedy greats like Bob Saget, Brad Williams, Tammy Pescatelli and Paul Rodriguez. As a creative producer, Aaron has developed and contributed to a wide array of content for agencies, studios, non-profits, and brands, from the Pittsburgh Leadership Foundation, ScareHouse and Kennywood Entertainment to national brands like Target and Coach. His annual "Comedy at the Carnegie" event, benefiting the Carnegie Library of Homestead's community and education initiatives with non-profit 'Friends of the Carnegie Library of Homestead', has raised tens of thousands of dollars for local causes, reflecting his commitment to his hometown. Aaron continues to write, perform, and produce from his home in Pittsburgh, PA, where he lives with his wife Wendy and their three children. Whether cutting grass, collecting things he doesn’t need, or making people laugh, Aaron remains passionate about encouraging poeple to be what they were created to be and leaving a positive impression in the world.  STANDUP GETDOWN is BACK September 21st!
We had an incredible run of shows in the spring and we're excited to be BACK! This lineup is so good.. some real hialrious veterans of the show and some new comics returning! FEATURING: AARIK NESBY (seen w Matt Rife, MIchael Blackson), KAYLEIGH DUMAS (Arcade), DAVE STEWART, BLAIR PARKER, TIM ROSS & ALEX STYUPLA! Hosted by me.. AARON KLEIBER (x5 best pgh comic)! AND the live funk-party-band 'The Getdahns!' w Jon Pitcher, Danny Rectenwald, Clarence Grant, Lucas Bowman! NEXT SHOW SEPTEMBER 21st! Tickets and Info... Join our LIVE studio audience as a lineup of SIX of the cities' BEST comedians, form TWO teams to play “Whose line is it anyway” style games, but made JUST for stand-up comedians.. all to win prizes for you! Enjoy INCLUDED drinks by WILD BASIN hard seltzer & brews by TRACE BREWING. You can be chosen to JOIN the talent as audience team manager and WIN a SWAG BAG of FULL prizes, comedy treats, & sponsor items valued at over $500! ALL at the event space by COhatch in the heart of South Side Works! *ADULTS AGES 18+ Strictly Prohibited - MATURE LANGUAGE/CONTENT - ID may be required for ticket will call/entry and/or alcohol* Doors Open at 7-715pm; check-in at ticket table, grab a bev, check out COhatch then get a seat! Location: COhatch South Side Works 2681Sidney St. Pittsburgh, PA 15203 (entrance to the show is the SIDE DOOR along Sidney Street) COhatch is a NEW kind of work and social space built in the communities in which you work and live. Offering coworking, private offices, meeting rooms, event spaces, and more. Become a monthly member or book a one-off meeting. Pittsburgh locations in South Side Works, Shadyside & Waterfront Homestead __ http://www.cohatch.com _ IG @CohatchCommunity Follow @standupgetdown FB|IG|YT|TK Connect with us for email updates on ticket releases, new prizes, info about the show or sponsor prizes __ visit http://StandupGetdownShow.com Rules & Restrictions:AGES 18+ Strictly Prohibited - MATURE LANGUAGE/CONTENT. ID WILL be required for adult beverages. NO Outside Food or Beverage ALLOWED inside, VENUE RULES. NO REFUNDS. Contact for tickets to a future show. BE COOL and BEHAVE. It's a LIVE show, not TikTok or TV. We reserve the right to KICK YOU OUT of the show/venue if you are interrupting the show OR being a nuisance to those around you. LAUGH and HAVE FUN. GIVE YOURSELF A HAND. Your ticket cost pay comedians, musicians, sound/video, event staff, and to continue spreading awesome comedy. -- Thank you! AK |
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